8/15/17

Sure, I believe everything you say by Gary Rose

I like this person's sense of humor (or perhaps sarcasm might be a better name for it). Anyway, it is eye-catching and delivers a great message.

In the Bible, there are many figures of speech and the exchange between the prophet Micaiah the son of Imla with Jehoshaphat and Ahab is one of my favorites.

Read on...


2 Chronicles, Chapter 18 (World English Bible)

  1 Now Jehoshaphat had riches and honor in abundance; and he allied himself with Ahab.  2 After some years, he went down to Ahab to Samaria. Ahab killed sheep and cattle for him in abundance, and for the people who were with him, and moved him to go up with him to Ramoth Gilead.  3 Ahab king of Israel said to Jehoshaphat king of Judah, “Will you go with me to Ramoth Gilead?” 

He answered him, “I am as you are, and my people as your people. We will be with you in the war.” 4 Jehoshaphat said to the king of Israel, “Please inquire first for Yahweh’s word.” 

  5 Then the king of Israel gathered the prophets together, four hundred men, and said to them, “Shall we go to Ramoth Gilead to battle, or shall I forbear?” 

They said, “Go up; for God will deliver it into the hand of the king.” 
  6 But Jehoshaphat said, “Isn’t there here a prophet of Yahweh besides, that we may inquire of him?” 

  7 The king of Israel said to Jehoshaphat, “There is yet one man by whom we may inquire of Yahweh; but I hate him, for he never prophesies good concerning me, but always evil. He is Micaiah the son of Imla.” 

Jehoshaphat said, “Don’t let the king say so.” 
  8 Then the king of Israel called an officer, and said, “Get Micaiah the son of Imla quickly.” 

  9 Now the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat the king of Judah each sat on his throne, arrayed in their robes, and they were sitting in an open place at the entrance of the gate of Samaria; and all the prophets were prophesying before them.  10 Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah made himself horns of iron and said, “Yahweh says, ‘With these you shall push the Syrians, until they are consumed.’” 

  11 All the prophets prophesied so, saying, “Go up to Ramoth Gilead, and prosper; for Yahweh will deliver it into the hand of the king.” 

  12 The messenger who went to call Micaiah spoke to him, saying, “Behold, the words of the prophets declare good to the king with one mouth. Let your word therefore, please be like one of theirs, and speak good.” 

  13 Micaiah said, “As Yahweh lives, I will say what my God says.” 

  14 When he had come to the king, the king said to him, “Micaiah, shall we go to Ramoth Gilead to battle, or shall I forbear?” 

He said, “Go up, and prosper. They shall be delivered into your hand.” 
  15 The king said to him, “How many times shall I adjure you that you speak to me nothing but the truth in Yahweh’s name?” 

  16 He said, “I saw all Israel scattered on the mountains, as sheep that have no shepherd. Yahweh said, ‘These have no master. Let them each return to his house in peace.’” 

  17 The king of Israel said to Jehoshaphat, “Didn’t I tell you that he would not prophesy good concerning me, but evil?” 

  18 Micaiah said, “Therefore hear Yahweh’s word: I saw Yahweh sitting on his throne, and all the army of heaven standing on his right hand and on his left.  19 Yahweh said, ‘Who will entice Ahab king of Israel, that he may go up and fall at Ramoth Gilead?’ One spoke saying in this way, and another saying in that way.  20 A spirit came out, stood before Yahweh, and said, ‘I will entice him.’ 
(emp. added vss. 13-20)
“Yahweh said to him, ‘How?’ 
  21 “He said, ‘I will go, and will be a lying spirit in the mouth of all his prophets.’ 

“He said, ‘You will entice him, and will prevail also. Go and do so.’ 
  22 “Now therefore, behold, Yahweh has put a lying spirit in the mouth of these your prophets; and Yahweh has spoken evil concerning you.” 

  23 Then Zedekiah the son of Chenaanah came near, and struck Micaiah on the cheek, and said, “Which way did Yahweh’s Spirit go from me to speak to you?” 

  24 Micaiah said, “Behold, you shall see on that day, when you go into an inner room to hide yourself.” 

  25 The king of Israel said, “Take Micaiah, and carry him back to Amon the governor of the city, and to Joash the king’s son;  26 and say, ‘The king says, “Put this fellow in the prison, and feed him with bread of affliction and with water of affliction, until I return in peace.”’” 

  27 Micaiah said, “If you return at all in peace, Yahweh has not spoken by me.” He said, “Listen, you people, all of you!” 

  28 So the king of Israel and Jehoshaphat the king of Judah went up to Ramoth Gilead.  29 The king of Israel said to Jehoshaphat, “I will disguise myself, and go into the battle; but you put on your robes.” So the king of Israel disguised himself; and they went into the battle.  30 Now the king of Syria had commanded the captains of his chariots, saying, “Don’t fight with small nor great, except only with the king of Israel.” 

  31 When the captains of the chariots saw Jehoshaphat, they said, “It is the king of Israel!” Therefore they turned around to fight against him. But Jehoshaphat cried out, and Yahweh helped him; and God moved them to depart from him.  32 When the captains of the chariots saw that it was not the king of Israel, they turned back from pursuing him.  33 A certain man drew his bow at random, and struck the king of Israel between the joints of the armor. Therefore he said to the driver of the chariot, “Turn your hand, and carry me out of the army; for I am severely wounded.”  34 The battle increased that day. However the king of Israel propped himself up in his chariot against the Syrians until the evening; and at about sunset, he died. 


AND

Isaiah, Chapter 55 (WEB)
 7 Let the wicked forsake his way, 
and the unrighteous man his thoughts. 
Let him return to Yahweh, and he will have mercy on him, to our God, for he will freely pardon. 

  8 “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, 
and your ways are not my ways,” says Yahweh. 

  9 “For as the heavens are higher than the earth, 
so are my ways higher than your ways, 
and my thoughts than your thoughts. 

  10 For as the rain comes down and the snow from the sky, 
and doesn’t return there, but waters the earth, 
and makes it grow and bud, and gives seed to the sower and bread to the eater; 

  11 so is my word that goes out of my mouth: 
it will not return to me void, 
but it will accomplish that which I please, and it will prosper in the thing I sent it to do. 


Micaiah was not a tape recorder, just playing back words of the almighty- He obviously had plenty of leeway in presenting God's truth. The messenger who encouraged Micaiah to present a positive message to the kings must have irritated the prophet so much that he just just agreed with him.  Well, it didn't work, because Jehoshaphat saw right through what was going on. 

The false prophets lied to encourage the kings to wage war and their lies didn't work, but the truth of Micaiah did. Why did God do things this way? It seems odd to me that HE would allow a spirit to put a enticing falsehood into the situation. But, then again, I don't know all the thoughts of God or HIS reasons for doing things. 

For, just as I really do not KNOW why the owner of that sign wrote what he did, neither do I know why God works in the ways HE does. One thing is for sure- I really like Micaiah's bravado before two very powerful kings!!!