Surprise!

Anything can happen! In high school I was awful at math and science; took Algebra twice and dropped out of Chemistry. Yet I spent almost three decades working in various types of chemistry labs. I remember that in the 8th AND 9th grades when I had to give the terrifying "oral report" that I was so nervous I dropped my notes and in the process tore my pants from the front to the back BOTH TIMES. I can still here the laughter of 13-15 year old girls even after all these years. I took zero's rather do another speech for the rest of my high school days. Yet in 1977 I delivered my first sermon entitled "famous last words" (on the book of 2 Timothy). I graduated from preaching school and to my surprise found that I loved to preach. So, you just never, ever know what is going to happen in life! Consider the following passage from the book of Matthew:

Mat 19:16 And behold, one came and said to him, Good Master, what good thing shall I do that I may have eternal life?
Mat 19:17 And he said to him, Why callest thou me good? there is none good but one, that is, God: but if thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments.
Mat 19:18 He saith to him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness,
Mat 19:19 Honor thy father and thy mother: and, Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself.
Mat 19:20 The young man saith to him, All these things have I kept from my youth: what lack I yet?
Mat 19:21 Jesus said to him, If thou wilt be perfect, go and sell what thou hast, and give to the poor, and thou shalt have treasure in heaven: and come and follow me.
Mat 19:22 But when the young man heard that saying, he went away sorrowful: for he had great possessions.
Mat 19:23 Then said Jesus to his disciples, Verily I say to you, that a rich man shall with difficulty enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Mat 19:24 And again I say to you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.
Mat 19:25 When his disciples heard it, they were exceedingly amazed, saying, Who then can be saved?
Mat 19:26 But Jesus beheld them, and said to them, With men this is impossible, but with God all things are possible.

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When will a rich man get to heaven? When Hell freezes over, that's when! Surprise, its cold out there! God can do ANYTHING!

Whoops!

Relax, this picture isn't real; not yet anyway. Mistakes can be very dangerous, especially when it comes to programming DNA! In Florida we have "love bugs"; genetically engineered little bugs, but they have a nasty little side effect... if you don't clean them off quickly enough they can destroy the paint on your auto. OK, so they are a minor irritant, but what if the scientists try fiddling with human DNA; can a "master race" be far behind? With these things in mind consider just two verses from the book of Genesis:

Gen 1:26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping animal that creepeth upon the earth.
Gen 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

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If God is perfect and we are made in the image and likeness of perfection, then why would we want to change it? However, right now, there is probably someone trying to change God's design into something better. I am just afraid of an occasional "whoops" which would force us into renaming the picture of Fido into something else... maybe Fred? The world would really be going to the dogs then!

LARD

Lard, now there is a health food! Not really, because we now realize it is very bad for you, but at one time this ad was common. As a society, Our understanding of what is good for us changes over time and in this case its a good thing. However, not all changes in human understanding are for the better. Some time ago, there was a concept put forth that Science could solve everything; that the intellect of man had no boundaries. Well, look at the world around us... we have technology that even as little as fifty years ago would have seemed like science fiction. Yet, there is more cruelty in the world than ever before. Wars are common place and its obvious to even the casual observer that our society is not what it used to be. There is an answer and it lies in what God has given us:


1Co 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish, foolishness; but to us who are saved, it is the power of God.
1Co 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
1Co 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?
1Co 1:21 For when in the wisdom of God the world by wisdom knew not God, it pleased God by the foolishness of preaching to save them that believe.
1Co 1:22 For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek wisdom:
1Co 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, to the Jews a stumbling-block, and to the Greeks foolishness;
1Co 1:24 But to them who are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
1Co 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
1Co 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble are called:
1Co 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;
1Co 1:28 And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, and things which are not, to bring to naught things that are:

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God knows what is best for man and man does not. Simple as that! We need more changed hearts and a little less science, please! So, get the LARD out of our diet and substitute it with the Word of God; try something that is really good for you!

A really BIG MOUSE!

I confess; my friend Marge has made something of a cat lover out of me! Ironic, because for years I have teased her about her cat! The cat in the picture above caught my eye because of the earnestness of its "prayer". If I were a cat, what would I be praying for? Perhaps a REALLY BIG MOUSE??? Well, I am glad that I AM NOT A MOUSE, because this is one very determined CAT! But as a human, what SHOULD I BE PRAYING ABOUT? Read what Jesus had to say about the matter:

Mat 6:6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father who is in secret, and thy Father who seeth in secret, will reward thee openly.
Mat 6:7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.
Mat 6:8 Therefore be ye not like them: for your Father knoweth what things ye need before ye ask him.
Mat 6:9 After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
Mat 6:10 Thy kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
Mat 6:11 Give us this day our daily bread.
Mat 6:12 And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors.
Mat 6:13 And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory, for ever. Amen.

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God is not Santa Claus! He is someone with whom we are meant to honor, love, obey and rely on for help and guidance. If all we do is JUST ask for things, then something is wrong with our prayer life! It is NOT wrong to request things of God, but it should not be the ONLY aspect of our prayer life. Remember, God is a person and wants a relationship with each one of us. Sincerity, humility and the desire to be closer to him should be our goals! And, oh yes, please may I have a really BIG COMPUTER (aah, I mean a mouse for my cat)!!!!!

Perspective

It was 1984 when this was first described to me by my good friend, Sy Touretsky. It was funny then and it still is. Now, however, I resemble them more than I did then. The drawing does have an important message, though. We don't see the faults in others that we have ourselves. Its human nature, but we tend to play down our own problems and blow up the problems of others. Here is what Jesus had to say:

Mat 7:1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
Mat 7:2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and the measure which ye give, shall be measured to you again.
Mat 7:3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thy own eye?
Mat 7:4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thy eye; and behold, a beam is in thy own eye?
Mat 7:5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thy own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

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Basically, if you must judge, take a good look at yourself first and then consider others. I think if I do this, I will be far more lenient with others and that is how it should be. I really like the cartoon, but I wish they didn't put a scale in it; it makes me uncomfortable. Well, I suppose it could have worse... they could have put in a truck scale.

The Fine Print

This sign is a very dangerous one, not because of its sharpness, but because you have to look very closely to see its real message. However, most people probably wouldn't even notice the fine print and would be in danger because of it. This sort of thing has been around since the beginning of man and the Devil is its author; consider this passage from the book of Genesis:

Gen 3:1 Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made: and he said to the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
Gen 3:2 And the woman said to the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
Gen 3:3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
Gen 3:4 And the serpent said to the woman, Ye shall not surely die:
Gen 3:5 For God doth know, that in the day ye eat of it, then your eyes shall be opened: and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.
Gen 3:6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise; she took of its fruit, and ate, and gave also to her husband with her, and he ate.
Gen 3:7 And the eyes of them both were opened, and they knew that they were naked: and they sewed fig-leaves together, and made for themselves aprons.
Gen 3:8 And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden.
Gen 3:9 And the LORD God called to Adam, and said to him, Where art thou?
Gen 3:10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden: and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.
Gen 3:11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree of which I commanded thee, that thou shouldest not eat?
Gen 3:12 And the man said, The woman, whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I ate.
Gen 3:13 And the LORD God said to the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I ate.
Gen 3:14 And the LORD God said to the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field: upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life:
Gen 3:15 And I will put enmity between thee and the woman, and between thy seed and her seed: it shall bruise thy head, and thou shalt bruise his heel.
Gen 3:16 To the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children: and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Gen 3:17 And to Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened to the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed is the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat of it all the days of thy life;
Gen 3:18 Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field;
Gen 3:19 In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou shalt return to the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou art, and to dust shalt thou return.

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Satan told Eve one thing, but held back the consequences of her actions. Adam wasn't very bright either and as a result there has been untold suffering. Think about what might happen the next time someone tries to persuade you to do something doubtful and look for the fine print in what you are being told, you may just save yourself a lot of grief.

The party’s over

Presents are opened, meal is done and the nap is over, now what? After the party, this time of year can be very depressing. Factor in a poor economy, job loss and unemployment at record highs and its no wonder this little guy looks down and out. However, at times like this I like to think about my answer to people who ask how I am doing. My reply is in two parts: The first one is “Every day above ground is a good day” and for those who seem to care; “Every day way above ground is a better day”. Each day holds the possibility of being good and if not, then maybe tomorrow will be better. Way above ground refers to the next life with God and no matter what that might be like, it has to be better than anything on Earth. Where does all this come from you might ask? Well, it is sort of an adaptation of the following verse:

Php 4:4 Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice.

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If God is really there, then no matter what is happening, I am never really alone, never without hope. Somehow, someway, The God of the heavens will bring joy into my life, not just once, but on a daily basis. Now, that is something to really think about! The party may be over, but the celebration of life goes on and on and on!