Bruce Arnold sent me this today- for once, no comment is necessary!!!
Acts 2:38
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services ,
when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of
robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent
and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be
forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did
you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'
'scripture?' replied the burglar 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing
scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!
robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent
and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be
forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and
explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did
you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'
'scripture?' replied the burglar 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing
scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!
ps. I hope you enjoy this one as much as I did!!!